Had a grrrrreat time at T4 On The Beach yesterday. Kelly Rowland's was particularly amazing. Sure, her hair was sliding off the back of her head, she ripped off Beonce songs like 'Throw Your Hands Up At Me' by Destiny Child and her 50 year old face wobbled in the sea breeze, but it was good.
Caught a glimpse of Jamie Oliver's sister, Maquita, eating a sausage too (no bun, just the sausage) and Rod tried to chat up Alexa Chung by shouting "Phwoar" at her, y'know, like he does. Sadly for Rod she mocked him, shouting "Look it's COD Stewart [not Rod Stewart]! He smells of fish. What a skank!" Everyone laughed and found it so funny they stopped calling Alex Zane an arse burger for a full twenty minutes.
Rod was madder than Kelly Rowland's embarrassed forehead.
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