Blurry-eye?

Have you heard? Blur have reformed!!! YESSSS!!!!!!!

Some people think it's the best news since Hole In The Wall was first aired, others think it's a right load of guff. But which camp are you in? Take my new test to find out...

When you heard Blur were back together did you...
a) Punch the air, then your boss, shout "This is NOT a low!" and run home with damp trousers?
b) Whip yourself with a kettle flex as tears of guilt ran down you cheeks?
c) Ban your son from leaving the house so that his fat, pikey mate won't upset him again?
d) Vomit?
e) Nearly smile?


If you answered...
a> You like Blur, which is good because you are now jobless, not for the boss-punching but the terrible smart-arse pun. You're also covered in piss!
b> You'd never admit it but you like Blur too. You're like a monk who saw Kerry Katona on Heat accidentally and got a semi chunk-on. Or you're Noel Gallagher.
c> You're Graham Coxon's mother.
d> You're hung over and no news could keep that sausage sarnie down. How you feel about Blur is now staring at you from the stained carpet, you wretched creature.
e> You're Dave Rowntree (oh c'mon! The guy in Blur? The drummer? Always miserable? HE SITS AT THE BACK)