Chinese Democrappy

As ginger turd Axl Rose finally announces the track listing for 'Chinese Democrappy', you've got to ask yourself, "Am I more or less bothered about this than the size of Kate Nash's last poo?" The answer: less. And, for the record, I didn't care much that Nash stunk out my loo when she popped in the other day.

Rod (Stewart - my BEST friend) says, "I met Axl Rose once. He spat on me, shouting, 'I hate you, you fishy bastard!'." I say, Axl, you punk, you're just jealous because Rod is two foot taller than you. Anyway, if you care at all, here's the track listing.

1. Slash Has Left (pt 1)
2. Cornrow Dreams
3. I Am Alone
4. Bucket Head?
5. Orange IS A Good Colour
6. Slash On My Face (I Wish He Was)
7. Sweet Child O Mine
8. Chinese Democrappy
9. Feet Of A Troll
10. Slash Has Left (pt 2)
11. Cod Stewart
12. R Kelly's Alright By Me
13. Cornrow Nightmares (I'll Kill That Pigeon)
14. Never Trust A Top-Hatted Man