Hey Losers, ever been to Alton Towers? My and Rod went today and it was the cat's pajamas!
Sure, everyone in there seems to be sponsored by Gio-Goi, and yeah, if you're not wearing a tracksuit you're considered gayer than a window, but wait til you see the rides.
After browning my kecks on Oblivion (it travels at 40MPH, people!) I washed them of in the Log Flume, which had specially heated water so us thrill seekers weren't too cold if we got wet. NICE!
